Fuck pretty mermaids let’s talk about scary cannibal mermaids that drag people to the bottom of the ocean to feast on their flesh
i thought those were the pretty mermaids
I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.
Lemony Snicket (via lonachu)
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
Boredom is bullshit. Boredom is for lazy people who have no imagination.
Adam, Girls (via blogandtv)
I already saw that on Tumblr.
literally everything (via beccaliving)
im gonna go stand outside so if anyone asks im outstanding
Reasons to be a mermaid;
- No pants.
- No periods.
- Perfect hair.
- You can lure men to their death.
- Free clam bra.
*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?